Chapter 593: The Yin Demonic Venerable 10
Meanwhile, Bai Tong sat lazily in his chair, propping up half his face with one hand as he watched Tang Wan and the squirrel “play” with great interest.
Inwardly, he sneered: With this little bit of courage, you actually dare to pursue me?
Yet you're quite bold in front of me. You even dare to call me Tongtong.
……
After playing with Tang Wan for more than ten minutes, the squirrel finally decided to put her down.
At this point, Tang Wan was already dizzy and disoriented, and she nearly couldn't hold back from vomiting.
Just then, the squirrel dug a pine nut out of its mouth and held it out to her.
Seeing this, Tang Wan immediately turned her head away in disgust and laboriously pushed the pine nut back, indicating her refusal. “I'm not eating it.”
As soon as she finished speaking, she heard Bai Tong say casually, “This is the fruit of a ten-thousand-year Evergreen Pine. It only bears fruit once every three thousand years. Eating a single pine nut can increase one's cultivation by three hundred years. Other than me, Xiaosong has never given them to anyone else to eat. Yet now it's giving you an entire pine nut. It seems to like you very much.”
After Bai Tong finished speaking, the squirrel chirped again and pushed the pine nut in front of Tang Wan.
Tang Wan's eyes widened in astonishment when she heard this.
Holy crap, holy crap!
This squirrel's “payment for its services”—no, its playmate fee—was this ridiculously generous?
Looking up at the squirrel's slightly excited expression, Tang Wan suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
She had just been cursing the squirrel like crazy in her heart, even thinking that she absolutely had to turn it into squirrel-shaped sweet-and-sour fish. And yet, it had immediately given her such a huge gift!
For a moment, Tang Wan couldn't help looking at the squirrel. “Thank you!”
After saying that, she immediately threw herself onto the pine nut.
Ahahahaha!
There had to be at least ten pine nuts inside, right?
Eating them would give her three thousand years of cultivation!
……
However, Tang Wan soon discovered that she had celebrated too early.
Damn it, why was this pine nut shell so ridiculously tough?
With the little strength she currently had, she couldn't pry it open at all!
With no other choice, Tang Wan could only look toward Bai Tong. “Tongtong, I can't get it open. Can you help me?”
“I never do anything without getting something in return,” Bai Tong immediately replied.
He wanted to see exactly what this little person intended to do.
Tang Wan's face instantly stiffened when she heard Bai Tong's words, while her heart went into a frenzy of MMP.
But she quickly calmed down. Then she ran over to Bai Tong's side, struggled to grab the corner of his robe, and laboriously shook it while acting coquettishly.
“Good Tongtong, please help me! You're the best. I like you the most!”
……
The force with which Tang Wan tugged at his robe was no different from an ant's strength to Bai Tong.
But hearing Tang Wan act coquettishly at him one sentence after another, a pleased smile still appeared on his face.
The next moment, he crooked the index finger of his left hand, and Tang Wan's body was drawn back into his palm.
Then Bai Tong wiped away the smile he had just worn and looked at her coldly.
“You like me the most? You mean you like the flesh and blood on my body, right?”
Naturally, Bai Tong had used the True Words Oath when asking this question.
Hearing this, Tang Wan immediately replied anxiously, “I don't! I didn't! Don't make things up! I like you as a person. Who would want to eat your flesh and blood? Just thinking about it is disgusting, okay? But if we're talking about eating you in another way, then I'd definitely like that!”
For a moment, Bai Tong didn't understand what she meant. He narrowed his eyes and pressed her further.
“How do you want to eat me?”
“Of course, @#￥p;……”
After Tang Wan said this, an utterly hopeless expression immediately appeared on her face.
Damn your mother, I've completely ruined my image now!
Bai Tong was also stunned for a moment.
Immediately afterward, his chest began to shake violently, and once again, he burst into delighted laughter.
“Hahahahaha……”
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