Chapter 246: The Abstinent Gigolo (End)

“Host, we’re about to leave the mission world!”

At that moment, a cute voice suddenly rang out.

The next second, Tang Wan’s soul returned to the familiar pure white space.

…

“Little Cutie.” Tang Wan still had tears lingering in her eyes as she narrowed them dangerously at the tiny system. “Did you already know how I was going to die?”

Hearing this, Little Cutie immediately shrank back and frantically shook its head.

“Host, you’re wronging me this time!” it cried. “I already told you before—once you spend points to remain in the mission world, your lifespan and the villain’s lifespan are supposed to follow normal birth, aging, sickness, and death patterns! I seriously don’t know why accidents happen every single time!”

“Really?” Tang Wan asked suspiciously.

Seeing that she clearly didn’t believe it, Little Cutie immediately raised a tiny hand and swore solemnly:

“Of course it’s true! If I’m lying, may the main system fine me and demote me again!”

That oath was vicious enough by system standards.

Only then did Tang Wan reluctantly nod.

“Fine. I’ll believe you this once.” Then she frowned slightly. “But can’t you ask the main system what exactly is going on?”

After all, she had spent fifty points specifically to stay in the mission world and accompany the villain until the end of his life.

Yet every single time, they still ended up dying in accidents.

Little Cutie immediately replied, “I already reported the situation to the main system, but I haven’t received a response yet.”

“Oh.”

…

“Alright, Host! Don’t worry. The moment there’s news, I’ll notify you immediately.” Little Cutie paused briefly before continuing, “Now I’ll begin stripping away your emotions.”

Tang Wan hesitated.

“Do we really have to remove them?”

Previously, she had agreed because she didn’t know the villains might actually be the same person.

But now…

If they really were the same soul every time, then there was no need to erase her feelings for him, right?

Even if his identity changed in every world.

…

“No way, Host!” Little Cutie immediately replied seriously. “Removing your emotions prevents you from being too affected by the previous world and causing emotional confusion.”

“And besides, every villain has their own unique personality in each world. If you approach the next villain while carrying emotional attachment from the previous one, that’s unfair to him too.”

Tang Wan twitched slightly at those words.

Honestly…

That actually made sense.

So in the end, she could only nod in agreement.

“Fine.”

…

After her emotions were stripped away, Little Cutie instantly flew over excitedly, rubbing its tiny hands together.

“Host! Although you violated some strategy rules during this mission and will receive a small penalty, your final evaluation wasn’t affected at all! You still got a 3S rating!”

“You now have two lottery draws. Do you want to use them?”

Tang Wan nodded.

“Draw them.”

Then she raised her hand and tapped the lottery wheel.

A burst of dazzling colorful light flashed.

Soon, a purple star dropped down.

“SR?” Tang Wan relaxed slightly.

Meanwhile, Little Cutie immediately screamed excitedly:

“Ahhh! Congratulations, Host! It’s an SR reward!”

“The effect is: after completing the next world’s mission, your point rewards will be doubled!”

Hearing this, Tang Wan couldn’t help smiling.

Double reward points?

That was actually incredibly practical.

…

Afterward, she rubbed her hands together and silently muttered European Emperor Possession in her heart before pressing the wheel again.

Another burst of light flashed.

This time, an ordinary green star slowly fell.

Tang Wan immediately felt disappointed.

Looks like her luck wasn’t that good after all.

Just an R-rank reward.

But in the very next second—

The green star suddenly flashed brilliantly and transformed into gold.

Tang Wan: “!!!”

Little Cutie instantly shrieked loud enough to nearly explode:

“AHHHHHH! HOST! IT’S AN SSR!!!”

Tang Wan’s eyes lit up instantly.

“Quick! Let’s see what the effect is!”

Preferably something like a ten-times point multiplier.

After all, what she lacked most right now… was points.

[Some little angels may not understand the SSR ranking system, so here’s a quick explanation: this refers to rarity rankings commonly used in card-draw games.

SSR (Super Super Rare) > SR (Super Rare) > R (Rare) > N (Normal).

For example, in a certain game the author currently plays, the summon rate for SSR cards is only 0.08%!

I am absolutely not a European Emperor! ┭┮﹏┭┮]

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